You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
This toilet bowl is my home.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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