so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I need to align my fucking chakras
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
