I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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