I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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