We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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