thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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