I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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