i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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