Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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