I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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