Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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