JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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