It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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