Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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