if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
