I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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