this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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