If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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