I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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