hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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