You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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