im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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