people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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