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Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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