I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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