I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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