This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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