I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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