you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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