I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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