In the future we'll all be gay
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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