CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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