Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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