I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Houston, we have a squirter
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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