yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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