Me. At least after what I've been through.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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