We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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