these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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