Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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