how do flat chested girls get laid?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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