So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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