I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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