i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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