If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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