I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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