Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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