My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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