Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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