im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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