She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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