Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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