I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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