Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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