How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
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Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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