I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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