Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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