So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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