Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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