What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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